A video about my dog, Lemon, who is a retired racing greyhound, a cuddlebear, a fart face, and a herp-a-derp-apotomus. Katherine and I spent all day yesterday thinking of these: If Lemon were at a 90 degree angle to a wall…she would be DERPENDICULAR! If Lemon violated the first law of thermodynamics, she would be…A DERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE If Lemon were a middle school attack move, she would be a PURPLE DERPLE! Every year on Lemon’s birthday, we throw her a DERPRISE PARTY! If Lemon were a professional thief, they would call her… wait for it…. THE DERPETRATOR! That’s all we got…but seriously we love her very much and you can find a greyhound adoption agency near you (if you live in America) here www.adopt-a-greyhound.org
Video Rating: 4 / 5
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